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Brown Sadness Water

¥2,290 JPY

Make a bold statement about your coffee preferences with our "Caffeinated Comeback Tee." This witty white t-shirt features a playful design that's sure to resonate with coffee enthusiasts. The shirt poses the question "DECAF COFFEE?" in large, eye-catching text, followed by a clever retort from a coffee cup illustration: "YOU MEAN BROWN SADNESS WATER."

Perfect for those who can't fathom starting their day without a proper caffeine kick, this shirt is a humorous way to express your love for full-strength coffee. Made from soft, comfortable cotton, it's ideal for casual wear, whether you're heading to your favorite coffee shop or lounging at home with your beloved brew.

The minimalist design in neutral tones ensures this tee pairs easily with any outfit, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe. It's not just a shirt – it's a conversation starter that lets everyone know you take your coffee seriously (and with a side of humor).

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Brown Sadness Water Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleevelength
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.